adolfphin:

wtf why isnt life like animal crossing

all day: tired

time to go to bed: not tired

gossipgreg:

honey, you aren’t bisexual, you’re just easy

(Source: thighrabanks)

i came on to say

gawd i fucking love big bang 

onewsbutt:

How do you even ask someone to be your valentine

how do you make them something nice without being creepy

What do you put in the card

“roses are red

violets are blue

idk I think we’re both moderately attractive and in each other’s league

and we’re both single

why isn’t this happening”